I came across a hilarious story online that I just had to share!
A person took their 92-year-old dad to the mall recently to pick out some new shoes.
Every time the teenager glanced over, he’d catch my dad staring.”
Finally, the teen had enough and turned to him with a bit of attitude.
“What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”
My dad didn’t even blink before he delivered his comeback.
“Got drunk once and hooked up with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Classic grandad humor at its finest!
