Reluctantly she lets him answer.
Little Johnny says with a big smile on his face: “why teacher, it’s a cock!”,
well the teacher sighs to herself well after all it is.
So next the teacher asks the class: ” can anyone tell me why does the farmer use a cock on the barn as a weather vane?”
Of course, the same dumb blank look on all of the kid’s faces, except of course, for little Johnny,
again she reluctantly allows him to answer the question, knowing she’s probably not gonna like the way he phrases it.
Little Johnny stands up in front of the whole class and sez with a really big grin on his face:
“It’s a cock, cuz as everyone knows if it were a c*nt, the f*cken wind would just blow right thru it!”